I recently saw the movie Rambo and thought I’d share some thoughts on it. Pretty much you can rate this movie by this simple equation: Rambo + Senseless violence * Incredible Amounts of Gore = A Heart Full of Joy. If you go into this movie expecting a good story you may be disappointed, even though I personally didn’t think the story was that bad. However, if like me, you go into this movie wanting nothing more then to see Rambo liquefy people with his machine gun then you’ll get that and more.

I don’t care what the fags on rotten tomatoes are saying about it. Just take a look at this death chart. That alone should give you all the reasons why you need to see it. I would recommend this movie to just about anyone.