I am soooooooooooooooo sick of the elections!!!!!!! And after reading that don’t come at me with any bull crap saying I’m Anti-American and that all of this really matters so we can select the right guy for the job. Don’t get me wrong, I think we should listen to what the candidates are saying to see where they stand on certain topics but HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why does the media have to take something so simple as giving us the facts on where the candidates stand and then sodomize us with all this other mindless garbage that we don’t need to know about!

What bothers me the most is if I want to know about John McCain or Barack Obama I am going to listen to what they themselves are saying. I’ll go to their websites or watch some youtube videos of them during debates or something. Whenever you want to find out about something you go to THE SOURCE. I don’t need 50 billion other people giving me THEIR OPINIONS on WHAT THEY THINK these two guys believe in. Its pissing me off! Especially when every single channel I turn on the TV is exactly that! Just some dude I’ve never heard of giving me HIS OPINION as if it was fact and then him telling me why if I don’t follow what he’s saying I’m the idiot…. Don’t tell me what to think! I can make my own choices.

Oooh and this is what really starts to get my blood boiling. I used to LOVE the Drudge Report (drudgereport.com), absolutely LOVE IT!! It would give me the news way faster than any other source and they would deliver it in such a way that made it very easy to access. I used to check the Drudge Report every single day before I started work to get the news on all current events, but for the past few months every single time I get on the site I get bombarded by so much crap it makes me wonder if all people on this planet are into this filth except me.

I mean honestly, does anyone really care about Barack Obama’s brother and the fact that he has been living in a hut? Does anyone care if Obama was found in a photograph with a funny hat or if his pastor said some racy things?? I know I don’t!!

Stop sucking my soul away and filling my mind with sooo much worthless trash! Why have you betrayed me Drudge Report? We used to have such a beautiful relationship. You give, I get, and I return the love by sharing what I found with my friends and as a result I would return to you on a regular basis. It was oh so beautiful. Why did you change? Why have you forced me to sift through the endless articles of McCain and Obama stained excrements to find anything remotely interesting such as this?…

Remember the beautiful days? Remember when EVERYTHING you had to share with me was wonderful. Please, we can fix this. You can always change. There’s always hope. For now though, I’m going to have to stay away for a while and keep my distance but when and if you are ready to love me like you did in days gone past, I’ll be waiting. So long…

And for the record, after reading this you may be thinking to yourself, “Wow, Will is a pretty hateful guy”. I’m not usually hateful, but from time to time I do feel the need to vent. If you have never tried it before, you should. I feel better already.

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